Students at my alma mater, Claremont
McKenna College, have created a very wonky alternative to the season’s
popular fantasy football leagues: fantasy
Congress. As The New York Times reports
today, hundreds of people have already joined the fun:
Just as in fantasy football or baseball, each player
picks a team — in this case, 4 senators and 12 House members of varying
seniority levels — and competes with other players in a league typically
managed by a friend or a co-worker. Members determine whether to play for money
or the thrill of victory. But that is where the similarities end.
On the Fantasy Congress Web site, www.fantasycongress.us,
leagues have names like “We the Peeps” and “Foley4Prez,” in addition to the
usual school and workplace affiliations.
Players accumulate points as the legislators they have
chosen go about their business on Capitol Hill. A House member or senator earns
five points for introducing a bill or an amendment, and more points for
negotiating successfully each step in the legislative process.
Players can change their team members once a week, so if
a scandal-plagued lawmaker resigns there is an opportunity to pick someone new.
As of now, legislators can be on multiple teams within a league, but the site’s
creators plan to introduce an exclusivity rule that would limit a legislator to
playing for only one team.
Just remember, as Mark Foley has
taught us, unrestrained congressional fantasizing can be hazardous to one’s
career prospects.
--Richard Morrison